I looked at the scroll thumb after the first two paragraphs when I saw a long list of disclaimers and was disappointed that I hadn't read anything useful yet. I closed the tab.

I get that I'm not the audience, but still this conversation style irks me. It just seems like noise.

edit: To be constructive instead of just complaining. I'd like articles this long to have a Table of Contents. I can't skim this article because there are too many pictures. So I have no way to summarize the content and find something useful.