I agree, you should never assist a pizza delivery driver. After all, Dominos makes billions of dollars, they can afford their own pizza-delivery assistance staff.
Maybe we can even make the case you should slow down delivery drivers! Pull in front of them and go quite slow, or block their bike path.
A weird example of false equivalency, as no one would in their right mind compare helping a human being doing their job with helping a robot assist in increasing profit margins for <insert random corporation>.
A weird example of false equivalency, as no one would in their right mind compare helping a human being (who may be busy studying or have trouble walking) get their food on time with helping a robot assist in increasing profit margins for <insert random corporation>.
Maybe we can even make the case you should slow down delivery drivers! Pull in front of them and go quite slow, or block their bike path.