Although as any fule kno, that’s true only of the college, and not the street in the centre of town; this is how town detects gown.

Hello, Molesworth major.

Yes, I stumbled over the headline because I think the writer wants it to rhyme, but it doesn’t.

The allusion to Robbie Burns / John Steinbeck in the title felt a little odd too, notwithstanding there being a mention of mice in the body of the article.

Then I got it wrong the entire time I was there, lol.