You wouldn't be asking questions like this if you had, you'd know the same answers found in this thread.

Just like the other replier, people who put words into others mouths are extremely annoying. And in both of your cases, come off as fanatical. I'd love to run Linux on a laptop (and have tried many times) but have actual work to get done.

Seems like you're just being obtuse for fun, which I also find extremely annoying.